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1. Do you like Prince? no 2. Do you pick your nose? ew no 3. Have you worn the same underwear two days in a row? no.. thats gross 4. Have you ever had show butt? what? 5. Are you MetroSexual? I don`t know! don`t think so 6. What does EMO mean? emotional music, emo is awesome. 7. The last time you beat someone up, did you cry about it? I don`t beat people up 8. Have you ever gone back just to get your underwear? from where? 9. Do you still own a Barbie? I admit it! yes I do lol but I don`t play with them 10. Do you still own Star Wars figures (male or female)? no never had em 11. Hello are you there? no I`m not I don`t like you 12. What is Bukaki and do you like it? I don`t know what the fuck it is 13. When was the last time you took a shit? what a dumb question 14. The last time you had sex? Virgin 15. Have you ever been in a tattoo magazine or a porn magazine? No! 16. Have you ever been to prom? nope only 15 17. What would you do for a Klondike bar? don`t like them 18. Do you still have letters from your first boyfriend/girlfriend? never got any.. we only lasted 5 days, that jerk 19. What did the punks call you in high school? I don`t remember. been homeschooled since 6th 20. What were you in high school and have you changed? depressed and no 21. Do you like cats? yepperz 22. Do you fuck on the first date? nope I don`t fuck 23. Do you skate? skates or skateboards? neither.. 24. Do you know who Jason Jesse is? no 25. How often do you masturbate? don`t masterbate 26. Anal sex? no thanks I`ll pass 27. Would you ever use a strap on? ugh.. no people! 28. What kind of makeup do you wear? eyeliner, and mascara 29. How high is too high? don`t even wanna get high 30. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year, then why do they have locks on the doors? good question.. 31. Do you wait 3 days to call? call who? 32. Are you an internet whore? I loves me internet but I`m not a whore thank you very much 33. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person in the same day? ew no thanks and hello! virgin 34. Would you watch a monkey spank it? ugh no 35. How hot is it to watch another person masturbate? wow this survey sucks 36. Would you fuck a midgit? no 37. Have you ever broken into a car? no 38. Have you ever changed a tire? no 39. Whats the most you spent on ebay? nothing 40. What do you really think about mesh hats? lol as if I knew what it was 41. Do you read the enquirer? no 42. What does the T.E.M mean to you? don`t know don`t care 43. Have you been molested by the T.E.M. yet? who huh? 44. Is Whitney Houston a crack head? yes 45. Do you eat cheeseburgers? u know it 46. What’s your bowling average? don`t know haven`t bowled in like 3 years 47. How many notches are on your belt? I don`t know? 48. Make-out or Make-up sex? make out 49. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? who knows who cares NOT ME! 50. Who is your rock star crush? Matt Barton =) 51. Redbull or Rockstar? ?? 52. Will Peter ever pay Felice her $380? who? wtf.. 53. Do you know who shot JR? someone lol 54. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? huh? 55. Who’s the one that got away? wtf.. 56. Do you believe in Fairies and little green men? uh suure? 57. Are you down with O.P.P.? who? 58. Do you have more then one personality? split personality? yes.. 59. Are you needy? at times.. 60. Do you take Prozac, Paxil, Zanax, or Zovarax? no 61. Do you frequent the dollar store? no 62. Do you know who crazy Larry is? noperz 63. Are you afraid of the dark? no, the dark is cool 64. Do you still wet the bed? yes poor Michael she`s laying in it right now.. lol just kidding! 65. Do you read your horoscope? yep 66. Isn't Pepsi Gross? no 67. Have you ever ate a bug? no 68. Paper or Plastic? doesnt matter 69. Where were you when Saddam was captured? in my living room not caring at all der 70. Who you callin a come back? that bizatch over there..lol 71. Are you crazy? yuh 72. Do you have issues? duh 73. Are you into S&M or B&D? what? wow am I dumb 74. Do you like it when they call ya Big Poppa? no one calls me that 75. Does size really matter or is it the motion in the ocean? uh, this is a sex question isnt it? 76. Are you a dirty Hippie? no 77. Are you a material girl, living in a material world? I`m not material but this world is. 78. Have you or would you go on reality TV? no 79. Do you call in to vote for American Idol? no 80. Do you cry during E.T.? no 81. Are you a picky eater? not really but can be 82. Does alcohol make you an idiot or horny? no I don`t drink or smoke or anything so back off |
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